Oppo Update: Things that did NOT happen during Jade Helm

"coqui70" (coqui70) 08/05/2015 at 20:25 • Filed to: JADE HELM WHAT A BUNCH OF LOONS

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American troops did NOT !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Walmart stores did NOT !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

The Russians did NOT launch a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Americans were NOT rounded up, executed and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Heck we barely saw any activity, surprising since there are more than 20 military facilities in the state. However in good news Blue Bell Ice Cream IS coming back soon!

My citroen won't start > coqui70 08/05/2015 at 20:28

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That’s a really nice glue gun.

whoarder is tellurium > coqui70 08/05/2015 at 20:29

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Tapas > coqui70 08/05/2015 at 20:30

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A surprising number of people that command authority aren’t very smart. Things like this brings the crazies out of the wood work in your social group. Next time this shit happens, I know who not to talk to lol

PS9 > coqui70 08/05/2015 at 20:30

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How droll. Could have spiced things up a bit before the environment we fucked over comes back to take revenge, but I guess we’ll have to ride that nonsense out without any interesting memories of the disintegration of the U.S. Political system to reflect on.

Thanks Obama.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > coqui70 08/05/2015 at 20:30

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Bullshit, we all know the gubment’s just covering shit up. They took are jerbs an givem to the imgrants. Obama is a fascist socialist commie.. we all now dat.

Brian, The Life of > coqui70 08/05/2015 at 20:31

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Well, sure ... if you want to be all pedantic about it.

;)

PowderHound > coqui70 08/05/2015 at 20:54

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I think we had a few more than normal military aircraft flying about. Didn't even think about the whole jade helm thing.

Jcarr > My citroen won't start 08/05/2015 at 20:54

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XM25 grenade launcher

PatBateman > Brian, The Life of 08/05/2015 at 21:22

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I hear San Diego is next. It explains all of the military activity that goes on near downtown.

PatBateman > coqui70 08/05/2015 at 21:24

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Good news: The VAST MAJORITY of Texans rolled their eyes at the Jade Helm hysteria.

Bad news: Blue Bell’s Brenham plant isn't restarting yet.

EL_ULY > coqui70 08/05/2015 at 22:41

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Lol soooo many people at work (literally all the old white guys) were all prepared for this :] The only thing that matters on Earth roght now is that BLUE BELL IS COMING BACK AAAAHHHHH!

EL_ULY > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/05/2015 at 22:42

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Lol 100% fact :]

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/05/2015 at 23:04

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I think you forgot something in there about Kenya. And Obamacare.

Patrick George > coqui70 08/05/2015 at 23:19

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Walmart stores did NOT become Death Camps

Well, not any more than some of them already were.

Hot Takes Salesman > My citroen won't start 08/06/2015 at 00:22

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Glue as in high velocity high exposives

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > BaconSandwich is tasty. 08/06/2015 at 09:25

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Forgot about Kenya, Obamacare is the socialist part ;)

bubblestheturtle > whoarder is tellurium 08/07/2015 at 17:54

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Shirt purchased